Afternoon Snack: Goodbye Summer
With the leaves turning color and the weather turning to shit, we have to say goodbye to summer.
No more lazy afternoons at the beach accelerating our chances of melanoma and trying to make our skin a shade of Snookie.
No more going to ball games and complaining to Nick that “we would have caught that foul ball” if he gotten us better seats.
No more scorching hot car seats or getting swamp ass two minutes after leaving for work.
No more tubing down the lazy river with your closest friends and coolers full of beer.
No more enjoying a cold one after a long, gratifying afternoon of yard work.
No more John Gordon and Danny Gladden doing Twins games on the radio.
Even though we have football, tailgating, and jumping/frolicing in piles of leaves to ease the pain of seasons change– I will miss you summer. Goodbye for now. Until you come around again.